A blind man walks into a restaurant and asks for a menu in braille.The manager apologises and explains that they haven't got any.
"Never mind," says the blind man " just bring me a couple of used forks from the kitchen, my keen sense of smell will help me out."
The manager returns with a few forks.
The man sniffs the first fork.."Sniff, sniff...ugh...pork casserole...no, I'm Jewish."
The second.."Sniff sniff...Welsh rarebit...no, I hate cheese."
The third.."Sniff, sniff....ah, steak au poivre...yum, I'll have some of that."
After his meal he thanked the manager and said that he'd be back to try something else the following night.
When the manager saw him come in the following night and ask the waiter for some more used forks to try, he decided to play a trick on him. he shouted to his wife in the kitchen..
"Glenys!! Fetch a CLEAN fork from the drawer and rub it on your fanny (UK meaning)...this'll confuse the smug git." She did as he asked.
The blind man took the fork
2007-11-30 12:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and smelt it as before...
"Sniff, sniff..........sniff, sniff....HEY, you didn't tell me Glenys worked here!"
2007-11-30 12:20:33 · update #1
k y m..It didn't really happen...it's a JOKE!!!
2007-11-30 12:31:44 · update #2
soccer s...ask your big sister to explain it to you, now go to bed, there's a good girl.
2007-11-30 12:32:44 · update #3
summer...etc...a quick explanation just for you....his sense of smell was so good that he could recognize the smell of Glenys' fanny from the fork...he must have been there before...naughty man!
2007-11-30 22:02:54 · update #4
hahahahaahhaahahhahahahaha sooo funny.
2007-11-30 12:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Justin H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2016-05-27 01:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 12:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but why didn't he just ask them to read the menu to him. Or, just tell him what was on the forks?
2007-11-30 12:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
remind me not to go to that restaurant
2007-11-30 12:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by species8472 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah. That's a good one. :)
2007-11-30 12:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by I'm hungry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haahahahaha
2007-11-30 12:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-30 21:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh i dont get it
2007-11-30 13:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by summerbaby 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋
huh? i dont get it
2007-11-30 12:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by LOVIN*JOE*J 3 · 1⤊ 8⤋