2007-11-30 11:34:58 · 23 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you need a new printer.
2007-11-30 11:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by Miche 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
True, mine has been possessed by them before.
Have wondered for a while why most printers are always so moody...maybe the demons is the answer. I can hardly even change the ink in mine without it getting mad about it sometimes.
2007-11-30 11:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your's must be possessed by the same demon as mine, because I hear ya loud and clear! Printers, as well as their close friends, the computer, are evil. They sit there mocking you, as you try your best to get them to work correctly. Trying to print out that important paper you just spent hours writing? I don't think so!
2007-11-30 11:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not demons but the spirit of Bill Gates. It has lost its free will and is under his evil spell. To correct the problem you need the lastest version of windows!
2007-11-30 11:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Neil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one has free will...ergo you question is moot. If you feel your printer is possessed.. kick a few times and see what runs away.
2007-11-30 12:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by juliette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not demons, hon...it's gremlins.
Put an ad in the paper and sell it. Then run down to Walmart and get one that is already gremlin-free and guaranteed to stay that way for a year.
Be careful when you load it in your car...they could skip to the engine.
I know...it happened to me.
2007-11-30 11:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by LaVere B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, then it still isn't the printer with free will - it is the demons! And they *really* don't have free will - they are only doing the bidding of their master. >:-D
2007-11-30 11:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by nicholebeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know for a fact that most, if not all office equipment and 95% of all computers are possessed..I love that 'Satan inside' sticker you can put over the 'intel inside' one
2007-11-30 11:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know how frustrated you are... my office got one that is possessed also.... whenever a printjob is sent, whatever the document is , its also print the exact opposite...
we had to call in an exorcist... but it wont work...
we finally had to get rid of it and get a new printer which is fine...
2007-11-30 11:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by Tee Tee W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even printers have free will. And that's all Eve's fault. Damn apple.
2007-11-30 11:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your printer is not possessed, YOU ARE!
2007-11-30 11:38:00 · answer #11 · answered by bLaNe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋