Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful
and loving wives.. however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk &walking home they needed to pee, so
they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said "These damn girl nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect
the worst.. my wife came home with no panties! Oh my God I'll kill the son
of a *****!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
between the crack of her *** that said "From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."
2007-11-30 09:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, very funny,
Thank's 4 the laugh...
2007-11-30 10:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 10:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ist one: heard so often it isn't funny anymore.
2nd: pretty damn funny.
2007-11-30 10:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like the 1st one.i've heard it b4.the second 1 is hilarious!!lol!
2007-11-30 10:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by sweetiee♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok im sorry i dont get the second one
2007-11-30 10:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by David A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a funny bunny!
2007-11-30 10:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by Ray E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hahahahahahahaha ha he heheheheheheheh he!
Best jokes ever!
2007-11-30 10:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg LOVED them... so freakin funny
2007-11-30 10:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by **~lil' miss mommy~** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- those were good ones.
2007-11-30 10:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! like it. star for you! *!
2007-11-30 10:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋