Honey I glad I'm not leaving you lonely.
BYE
2007-11-30 09:46:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honey, would you two mind standing in the bathtub for a minute? Blood stains are so hard to get out of fabrics.
2007-11-30 09:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Julie Hartford 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Honey! You really need to stop drinking so much! I guess after you threw up in the potted plant, pissed in the refridgerator, and screwed Ol' Ms. Williams, you went to wrong house and made love with the wrong woman! Now why don't you go in the car and drive yourself home. I have some business here.
2007-11-30 18:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey I thought the doctor told you not to spread the Herpes, you know those bumps took 5 weeks to go down. Look I'll go get your cream ok?
2007-11-30 18:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I was planning the divorce anyway because I myself have had a affair with your sister for the last 5 years during our marriage. Now I am glad your comfortble lieing on that man and I must say that I am going to disney land tomorrow with your sister.
2007-11-30 17:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Honey, how long have you known that man?!?!?!
2007-11-30 17:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well he's bigger than you are, at least one us was getting satisfaction.
2007-11-30 18:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥Jess♥ღ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋