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Little Jesus Francisco Gonzales from the East Side? Yeah, they found him. He had crawled into back seat of the car and fell asleep while his mom was in the house making empanadas.

2007-11-30 08:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 4 2

The Bible doesn't say there were only three wise men. Matthew's account also says that they came to visit Jesus while he was living in a house. The time of their visit was when Jesus was almost two years old. That is why Herod killed all the little boys two years and younger. Since you don't even know this about Jesus, how can you possibly think that the rest of what you say is true? The bible does refer to Jesus between the age of birth and 29 years old. But, you haven't even read the Bible have you? How can you have an opinion on something you know nothing about?

2016-04-06 06:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, it was posted on my mail box!
Right next to the Amber Alert for Rudolph!

2007-11-30 09:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by Wolf's Mate 2 · 0 0

LOL A bunch of kids in my town stole the baby jesus out of the manger that was sitting in front of the grocery store. All the christians went nuts. I thought it was funny.

2007-11-30 08:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The Lord Is Not mocked! Don't ever attempt comedy.

2007-11-30 11:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Semp-listic! 7 · 0 0

Post a link, please.

There is no such alert. This is an attempt at wit.
If this is a genuine question, I expect to see the link.

I won't hold my breath.

2007-11-30 08:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 2

It's a trick by Herod who is hoping to assassinate the newborn king.

2007-11-30 08:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He's riding around in the back of a Ford Bronco

2007-11-30 08:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

dont know..

but lord vader, could you make me a sith ?
i want to join the dark side..

i want to be cool just like you, my lord

2007-12-01 00:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He isn't missing. That's just a rumor fostered by the Atheist Mafia.

2007-11-30 08:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

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