Two men sharing a room in the local hospital are scheduled
for surgery. Both are having prostrate problems.
The nurse arrives to do her duties as ordered.
The first man gets prepared, recieves a happy shot and to his
delight the nurse reaches below his sheets and grabs ahold
of his shaft; as she starts to stroke him gently, the man
says "Hey what is this? Not that I mind, I’m just alittle
curious? Doc didn’t mention a hand*ob?"
The nurse instructed him to relax and enjoy. It was normal
procedure to make sure there was no sperm present when the
procedure was being carried out.
The man did as he was told and shortly there after reached
climax and laid back with a smile on his face.
Watching the nurse as she continued on her duties making
ready the next patient. First a shave, then a shot and then
instead of the reaching under the roomates sheets, she
pulled them back and began what appeared to be one hell of
a good blow*ob...
2007-11-30 07:18:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Wait just a minute" he protested "why
does he get a blow*ob? We’re having the same operation"
The nurse,
stated "That sir, is the difference between public and private health care.
2007-11-30 07:19:06 · update #1
Great joke thanks
2007-11-30 07:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-11-30 07:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 12:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 10:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one
2007-11-30 07:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha good incentive to go private
2007-11-30 09:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it looks like they got the good bj from her
2007-11-30 10:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by eugene p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-11-30 07:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by little star 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-30 07:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke! I laughed my freakin' head off!!!
2007-11-30 07:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star.
2007-11-30 07:31:26 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋