Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog
"Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his
license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He
said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He
said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old." He said I must have
been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for
sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The
Clerk said "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in
the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you
don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." He
called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." The
judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had
left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex..."
My case comes up on Friday...
2007-11-30 06:59:19 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before.....lol,still makes me laugh
2007-11-30 07:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any dog that has been trained to fight should be euthanized. I do think some can be reformed but to est. which ones would take a lot of resources. Then there is the % of dog aggression, so not just anyone should own a reformed fighting dog. For the time , money and other dogs that need help it's just to big a gamble. Sad humanely euthanizeing them is the only answer.
2016-04-06 05:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of the joke about the lady with the dog called "titswobble".
She was looking for her dog and some boy asked her what she was doing and she says "Have you seen my Titswobble?"
And the boy says "No, but I'd like to."
2007-11-30 07:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 11:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have told the officer that you are looking for your dog instead of referring to him by name so you wouldn't have this problem
2007-11-30 07:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How old is your Sex now? Still going strong and philandering? I wonder whether he is male or just pretending.
2007-11-30 07:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow haha funny I must skip a few pages on my in box because you getting extremely near !!!lol
2007-11-30 08:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a good laugh tears to my eyes. Well done
2007-11-30 07:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by jayne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats quite funny actually
xxxx
2007-11-30 07:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have heard it before but still laugh every time star4u
2007-11-30 07:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋