advantages of a woman?

Question

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

i copied from someone who sent it like a month ago just because i find it funnny

i copied from someone who sent it like a month ago just because i find it funnny

Answer 1

I love these. My favorites were #6 and #19. My hubby plays WOW and some of his friends talk about the female characters.

Answer 2

pros and cons:we trade ALL of those things to not have the curse.we're not blamed for EDEN.we can become parents without a mark.your dress doesn't make us look fat.we don't need triple a for flat tires.we don't run from stalkers.we have X-ray vision that allows us to see pretty women naked.when we get old,we get young girls AND a sports car.our temp gauge works,no personal summers.we can wear shoes and not worry about pumpfat.real men don't have to eat spinach.we eat candy just because it tastes good.if we marry 20 yrs younger,we still got it.we can wear the same size underwear all month long.we know which glass is ours because it's empty.we retain the ability to watch hours of tv.we can pee standing up.we NEVER get that feminine freshness problem.if we want quality time,we don't have to ask,we can just get lost.new lipstick(from another woman)gives us a new lease on sex.If we're dumb,we don't have to fix stuff. all in all when you add the scores,I'll take being a man for 200 Alex!!!!!!

Answer 3

Hmmm... some of those are pretty cute/funny. LOL at 8, 23(hey that's not necessarily true ;), 30. So with all of these advantages I'm thinking.... so then what's all this fuss that the feminists are making about this society being too unfair to women?

Answer 4

Good ones! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

You left off the most important item and that is you are sitting on a 'gold mine.' I guess that's where they came up with the expression 'panting for gold.'

Answer 6

Very nice, very true. Gotta Love being a woman

Answer 7

Benefits of being a man:

1. We don't have to have sex with men

What else do you need?

Answer 8

honey, this joke is TOO short !! :P

always keep the joke simple and stupid !!

E.G.
what did Michael Jackson got his kids on Halloween?

His Phone number ! lol

Answer 9

also we dont have to worry about people knowing when we are "excited", this especially comes in handy during very inappropriate times (when your in front of class, business meetings...)

Answer 10

there's only one real advantage to being male ... we get to have a mid life crisis whenever we need one, and nobody keeps track of howmany we've had ...