Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.
One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says
to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to
impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the
two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is."
The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination
man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she
sees the nail.
She says, "This is the one, right here."
The man says, "How do you know?"
Amy says, "By the nail over its stall."
The man says, "What's the nail for?"
Amy says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
2007-11-30 05:57:31 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, another corker hun, pmsl
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2007-11-30 10:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very funny.
Reminds me of the time Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher, who was new to the village, asked why he was late. Little Johnny replies that he had to take the bull to another field to inseminate the cows. The teacher asked if his father couldn't do that. No, replied Little Johnny, it has to be the bull.
2007-11-30 18:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 14:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-30 14:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Emanon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit weak I thought
2007-11-30 14:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by mikeodonagh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i though it was funny, but i'm also a bit of a country girl in me
2007-11-30 14:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by ivy_hill2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny for words lol
2007-11-30 15:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by Unseelie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS FUNNY!! LOL
2007-11-30 14:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
starred
2007-11-30 19:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny,thanx...!
2007-11-30 14:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋