Joke, funny story, I don't care. Give me something good.
2007-11-30 05:22:12 · 7 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you know if your at a gay picnic?
If the hot dogs taste like sh**.
2007-11-30 05:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A woman is showing a painter she hired what colors she wants each room. She walks in the kitchen and says "I'd like this room to be light yellow." He takes a note, opens her window and yells "GREEN SIDE UP!". Then she walks into the master bedroom and says "I'd like this room royal purple." He takes another note, looks out the window and yells "GREEN SIDE UP!". Finally she walks in the bathroom and says "i'd liek this room powder blue." he takes a final note, looks out the window and yells "GREEN SIDE UP!". The woman asks "Why are you yelling that I don't want any og my rooms green." The man says "No, no. I got blondes out there laying your fake grass."
2007-11-30 05:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by nickfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a fat man and one day he decides to start a diet.His wife gave him a half apple and a glass of water.After he ate his poor 'dinner' his wife asked him if he wants anything else. He said that he wanted a stamp.She said what for and he answered that he wanted to read before he was going to sleep! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2007-11-30 05:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one will make you laugh =)
Q.what do call a parrot who was put in a washing machine?
A. Polygon!
hehe
2007-11-30 05:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
A: Elephino!
2007-11-30 05:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penis says to his balls, "Get ready!! We are going to a party! His balls said, "you are a damn liar, you always go inside and leave us outside knocking"!!!
2007-11-30 05:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 elephants jump off a cliff BOOM! BOOM!
2007-11-30 05:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋