Little Johnny was becoming naughty days before Christmas and his father was getting tired of tackling him. Someone suggested him to leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift if Johnny behaved naughtily. Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. Johnny replied, "I want a teddy-bear lying by my side, a toy train near the Christmas tree and a bike leaning up against the garage." On Christmas morning, Little Johnny was astonished to find a pile of dog poop by his side, by the tree and by the garage. When his father asked, "Johnny replied," I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-b!tch!"
2007-11-30 05:20:18 · 22 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, you gotta love hin, don't you, pmsl
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2007-11-30 05:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 14:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Johnny jokes. hahaha
2007-11-30 14:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So tired of Little Johnny jokes. It was cute though.
2007-11-30 13:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by J~Me 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol thats funny but what parent leaves sh!t near there child
2007-11-30 13:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by pessimist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-30 13:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha,l love it twin, giggle giggle. love Jo xx
2007-11-30 16:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, little johnny jokes always make my day.
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2007-11-30 13:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-11-30 13:22:23 · answer #9 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, very funny
2007-11-30 18:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋