If animals go to Heaven after they die ...... ?

Question

do you think God will send this kitty elsewhere to .. ??? ....
for working as a pole dancer ...?

http://www.freakingnews.com/Dancing-Animals-Pictures--1710.asp

And didn't I see those sexy black boots in the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog ...?
Can someone get a pair of those yummy black boots for me? :)

Buff: Loved that... : )
Also:
http://www.petloss.com/poems/maingrp/rainbowb.htm

Cowbell: You are so right! That kitty needs a Victoria's Secret catalog, pronto!

Answer 1

Not for the pole dancing but for wearing those tacky "flour sack" underwear, yes!

Answer 2

Sadly that kitty will undoubtedly go to hell. I think it's somewhere on the Microsoft compound where she will be doused with water on a regular basis. So tragic, but it's her own fault for turning to sin...

Answer 3

This picture just begs for comments including the ever-censored "P" word, doesn't it?

Answer 4

I know you were just being a smarty pants but....this is a great story.

This is one of the kindest things I've ever experienced. I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a kind soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service.
Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so she dictated these words:

Dear God,
Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick. I hope you will play with her. She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.
Love, Meredith.

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at t he post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.
Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, "To Meredith" in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, "When a Pet Dies." Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:

Dear Meredith,
Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help. I recognized Abbey right away.

Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in, so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you.

I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.

By the way, I am wherever there is love.

Love, God

Answer 5

No animals don't go to Heaven when they die. When animals die they turn to sand.

Answer 6

I don't think it would really be heaven without the animals.

Answer 7

Animals cease to exist when they die. If they did you would even have to have ants and snails in heaven. Not just the cutsy ones.

Answer 8

Now that's just a little PUSSYCAT.... Of course she will go to heaven... unless she will like it a little HOTTER

Answer 9

Good god! I laughed so hard my head hurts.

Answer 10

HA!
Sexy!
but they dont