Charismatic: Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None
Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the
potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Methodists: Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
2007-11-30 05:10:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Unitarians:
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish:
What's a light bulb?
2007-11-30 05:10:56 · update #1
none,
Jesus is the "light" :)
2007-11-30 05:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by FarmerCec 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Very good. I'm not Unitarian but I think theirs is the best. I also like the Methodists. I might add in the Catholic church, along with candles they would have a light bulb, but it would be the one true light bulb and the bulbs of the Protestants would not really light (pre Ecumenical Council Catholics)
2016-04-06 05:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. You have made my day. You do know God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus.. LOL.. I`m part of the Pentecostal group.. You are soooo right on with all these. I was a Baptist for many years.. I am still giggling at these.. Can I share them?
Have a great day and thanks for taking time to bless me.. God wants us to be happy and have fun.. I appreciate it.. God bless and peace from Texas. <><
2007-11-30 05:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by jaantoo1 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Don't forget nondenominational: 6
1 to replace the lyric projector bulb, + a singer, guitarist, bass player, keyboardist, and drummer to entertain him with contemporary Christian rock.
2007-11-30 05:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tommy 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Oh that is HILARIOUS!
Thanks for sharing...needed something funny to lighten the mood in here. The mood is why I've been avoiding this section all day.
2007-11-30 05:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a Methodist I laughed extremely hard, especially when you came to that denomination. I love it! :-)
2007-11-30 05:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Megs 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One acting alone, as a group they don't agree on anything.
2007-12-02 15:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Freedom Rocks 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Thanks for bringing some added light to my day.
<><
2007-11-30 05:14:35 · answer #8 · answered by Char 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
This is good - the Lutheran one is my fave
2007-11-30 05:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by tracymoo 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Ahhahaha that's too funny
2007-11-30 05:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
dude that was so funny! LOL. i loved the Lutheran part. teehee. ^-^
2007-11-30 05:21:54 · answer #11 · answered by ymogene 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋