If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you then you look thinner.
Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls.
Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.
Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.
Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)
REMEMBER!
STRESSED spelled backwards=DESSERTS
2007-11-30 04:49:53 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is my kind of diet. Forget weight watchers. Lol
2007-11-30 06:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh! If only these were true. The only way I know to get calories out of goodies is to place them on top of the fridge before eating them. The calories are afraid of heights, so they just jump right out.
2007-11-30 04:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The number one rule IS my number one rule :0
2016-04-06 05:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 04:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there is also the see food diet, if u see food u eat it
2007-11-30 05:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by avalanche 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats a good one. I will have to remember those! :)
2007-11-30 05:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by My boys are my world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is my kind of diet hun, pmsl
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2007-11-30 05:28:48 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats my kind of diet
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2007-11-30 12:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star awarded and thank you for posting.
well done.
2007-11-30 05:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-30 05:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by blueberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋