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Does Jesus have IM?
2007-11-30 02:47:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Santa: "Ho Ho Ho! What's your name little girl?"
Mary: "My name is Mary! Wow Santa it's really you, ZOMG!!"
Santa: "That's right, dear child! Now tell me, what... are you wearing?"
Mary: "Uhh... what?!"
Santa: "Are you wearing something naughty or something nice?"
Mary: "Well.. nice I guess.. I mean it's a short pleated skirt along with a silk blouse. I forgot my bra at home, however, and--"
Santa: "Tsk tsk, are you being naughty, IM'ing Santa from your employer's office?"
Mary: "Oh no, I'm on my lunch break Santa!"
Santa: "Well, okay. Do you have a webcam?"
Mary: "Sure, we use it for teleconferencing and stuff, I--"
Santa: "Can you... turn on your webcam for Santa? I need to see that you're looking as well as being nice, dear child!"
Mary: "Oh, gosh, well, sure!"
Santa: "Oh... my... those are larger than Mrs. Claus, heh, uhh, Ho Ho Ho!"
Mary: "What??"
Santa:
** Santa has disconnected.
2007-11-30 02:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget Santa's 1-800 number. (There's also a 1-900 number where you can talk to sexy elves!)
Press one if you want a pony. Press two if you want a Playstation 3.
2007-11-30 10:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
But Santa IS real. He told me so, and I read it in a book. I leave him brownies every year and when I wake up they're gone!
And I've seen him many times. I even have picture of us togeher!
2007-11-30 10:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be drawing any cartoons of Santa, or some of his elves will be coming after you.
2007-11-30 11:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
eeek that is kinda scary...
not sure I want my kids talking to " Santa " on msn lol
2007-11-30 10:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't IM... he's not god, in fact everything we "know" about him is a lie. Sorry.
2007-11-30 10:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by vérité 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol
could you ask him why he refuses to bring gifts to all the "poor" kids, only to the rich kids go the presents?
2007-11-30 10:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by FarmerCec 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
he should..let me check if he's on aim...
2007-11-30 10:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋