I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-11-30 02:15:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard this one over a week ago. Must not have been your dad. But it is funny.
2007-11-30 02:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Joe K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is probably posted like once a day, its either the dad or grandad...funny i guess though, just a little old :-)
2007-11-30 02:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2016-05-26 23:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! your dad must be a drunk or How can a human being have sex with a peacock. how willhe do it?
2007-11-30 03:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. I think he was just being funny. That's a special dad you got there
2007-11-30 02:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥hugglez♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool dad lol.
2007-11-30 02:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-11-30 03:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by My boys are my world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
this is so funny
i was having a horrible day,
then i read this
omg you are so funny
2007-11-30 10:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by country=)girl<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha what a fab response!!! good on yer dad for being so quick,i bet the teen was gobsmacked?!! ha ha ha classic.....
2007-11-30 04:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG HAHA what did the guy say back ?
2007-11-30 02:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋