MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
2007-11-30 01:20:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mary had a little lamb. thats what she gets for f*cking a sheep.
Little Boy Blue.........he needed the money.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burned off his f*cking d*ck.
and i have plenty more!!!
2007-11-30 01:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mafy had a little lamb,She tied it to a pylon,
five thousand volts went up its butt and turned it into nilon!
Mary had a little lamb,she washed it in a basin,
the poor wee thing slipped on soap and smashed its bloody face in!
yours are pretty good mate! lol !
2007-11-30 01:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is another new modern day version.
Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To have some hanky panky,
Silly Jill,
Forgot the pill,
And now there's baby Frankie.
2007-11-30 02:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Grand Old Duke of York,
He had 10,000 men,
Dirty bleeder!
2007-11-30 01:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Merry Had a little lamb,
She kept in in a bucket,
And everytime her Bulldog past,
The stupid dog tried to F**K it!
2007-11-30 01:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Firefox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mary no. dumty yes. hey diddle half way till the dog dies
2007-11-30 01:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by dragonsong94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love these, hey diddle diddle the best
2007-11-30 01:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by chobalobba 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good, funny.
How about
Mary had a little lamb
she knew it couldn't swim
she took it to the swimming pool
and kicked the bastard in.
2007-11-30 01:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like them funny
2007-11-30 01:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 excellent rhymes lol
2007-11-30 03:52:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋