DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
2007-11-30 01:18:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another good bunch Chris.!!!
10/10 mate.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
2007-11-30 03:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of those could be worth a try especially the BUYAGRA one. Lmao Lol
2007-11-30 12:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent have a Star
2007-11-30 10:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent again*
2007-11-30 11:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I could use several of those.
2007-11-30 09:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where can I purchase Buyagra?
And is it possible to overdose?
2007-11-30 09:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by livinfortheweekend2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
loved them all but the first one was the best.
starred!!
2007-11-30 09:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ah bloody ha ha ha ha ha !!! am a nurse and will have to tell the girls about these!!! fabulous - cheers!!
2007-11-30 12:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...send me damnitol...full carton......thanks..LOLanti_ talksident for my boss who tells me one thing at least ten times while i understand even told once.........LOL
2007-11-30 09:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-30 09:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋