There once was a Caveman whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone..."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do….
2007-11-30 00:41:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see
you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night but, try as he might Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?
'OH, 'Come on'...take a guess!
Think about it ..
And the moral is ..
...You can't kill two birds with one stone"
(C'mon that was funny !)
2007-11-30 00:41:30 · update #1
hahahaha
2007-11-30 00:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-11-30 00:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You cant kill two birds with one stone
2007-11-30 08:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is a Brilliant joke so 10/10 Caveman.!!!
Tell my mates at the pub tonight.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-11-30 03:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, 10/10, very funny indeed.
I loved it.
Star awarded.
2007-11-30 00:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not bad but too long a joke for a bit of a cheese ending
2007-11-30 00:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOL - Love It
2007-11-30 02:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
YEah that was ok.
2007-11-30 00:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by joe m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok i get it..hehehehe thanks Lmao..star!!!!!!
2007-11-30 00:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋