2007-11-29 22:24:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OBVIOUSLY you couldnt drive a car....
2007-11-29 22:24:34 · update #1
im not talking about drive a car !!!!
2007-11-29 22:32:55 · update #2
I stopped outside my house one night and grabbed all these hamburgers I bought on the way home, locked the car and headed for the front gate.
Around the corner at the end of the street came a cop car, taking up the whole road to make the turn.
Lights, siren, squealing tyres and all the stuff.
I thought there must have been a 451..no ..384....no..2.....I thought there must have been a domestic going down in our street, so, clutching the fence for support and friendship, I stayed to watch the show.
Imagine my surprith to fin' the cop car thtop beh beh behind m mer mer my car.
Were you driving this car, erm ....driver? swirled all the swirling cops.
I looked at the fence, but it had nothing at all to say on the matter, so I got to thinking, it could have been me driving ....maybe.
The cop in the middle of the three cops held out a bag thingie for me to blow in, but then he waved it all over the place, and with the six hamburgers and the silly fence all needing some love, I was hard-put trying to pucker up and catch up to the circling baggy without actually kissing the cop in the middle, so it turned out.
After a minute or two filled with the sound of huffing and puffing, slobbering and sucking, the bag apeared to make a noise like 0.15 and so then they woke me up to tell me the newsflash, and that the hamburgers were sure going to get cold.
The six hamburgers safely confistaken away from me, (for safety purposes) they thew me gently into the back of the noisey flashmobile and took me downtown as I pulled two sneaky emergency burgers out of my jacket pocket to quickly gutz down and throw up on the back seat.
I recieved a surprisingly short nights accomodation at her majesty's displeasure down at the lockup with some interesting new friends, Boof and Murphy, who were both perveyers of electronics, followed by an audience with a quite nasty man in a white mardi gras wig, after which I caught the bus for a very long period of time.
Danny
(the big passenger)
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2007-11-29 23:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by Danny Dix 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.12 will get you a one-night stay in the slammer, possibly with an extended "free" stay at the fabulous "GrayBar Motel" for 15-20 years if you had an accident and killed someone.
Most people forget common sense after only a couple.
2007-11-30 06:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if .8 is not legal to drive
cuz ur not able to drive or operate a vehicle i think .12 is pretty much drunk....lol
2007-11-30 06:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by da kid ryu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
0.08% is the legal test for drunkeness, but if you get caught it`s going to cost about $5,000 for an attorney. It`s cheaper to take a cab.
2007-11-30 06:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by jms043 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know the point system, but I consider if you drink and drive you are stupid. Just think of all the teenagers that have passed on, family's that have been torn and relationships have been hurt! Get a D&D.
2007-11-30 06:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by orangie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, . 10 is considered legally drunk....u may not feel it if u have built of tolerance tho
2007-11-30 06:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmmm Fubar for the night Id say
2007-11-30 06:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by JAXX 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Very much so.
2007-11-30 06:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by Oswald 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-11-30 06:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is over the limit
2007-11-30 06:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋