what are some fun quotes u've either said or come across that u like or admire? nothing to love related or anything please. i like the stupid ones.
anything's acceptable though. ^_^
2007-11-29 15:49:18 · 35 answers · asked by not me anymore 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, i love that MCR conversation!!!
haha, and i completely understand the anime reference. i love anime of all kind. hahaha, these are awesome!
2007-11-29 23:20:22 · update #1
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Is this enough? ^_^!!!!!!
2007-11-29 15:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Aargghh 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. I just can't help it, but the members of MCR were once having an argument on the plural of 'moose' (totally random, yes, I know.) Gerard Way was like, "f*** off, its meese." I think Frank Iero must have come up with 'moosi' or some other random ****.
2007-11-29 17:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Youre the first person whose fortune cookie said "you're a looser" - Jin the Emcee
You say youre nasty what happened? Im nastier than what Lil Kim had between her legs before she started rappin'- Skazoo
2007-11-29 16:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There are tons of things I dislike and I don't really like anything." - Sasuke (Ok so this ones from Naruto... yeah... I just always thought it was funny when he said it because he was all dark, and serious and... yeah I'm not so sure I get it either...)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
(Ha ha...I find this one hilarious. I don't know why... just thinking of an old guy sleeping in the driver's seat while a bunch of people are screaming their heads off in the back just makes me giggle... there's dark comedy for you.)
Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go!
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: ...yes?
Inuyasha: You're alive?
Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go!
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: ...yes?
Inuyasha: You're alive?
.................
Inuyasha: You two, don't confuse me like that!!
Inuyasha: If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not gonna then don't!
Inuyasha: Do it right!
(Again... can you tell I like anime and manga and stuff? Not in a go to cos-plays kind of way... I just like it.)
Miroku: Just what happened with Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Just what you usually do with women everyday...
Miroku: Ahhh!! You...did such an improper thing in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Just what is it that you really do all the time?!
(Uh...yeah if you don't watch inuyasha or read it then to clarify Miroku is the perverted monk, Inuyasha is the abnoxious thick half dog demon, and Kagome is the 15 year old highschool japanese girl that gets transported back to medieval japan)
Totosai: Ohh, it's getting over roasted, why don't we start eating?
He eats the whole thing by himself
Inuyasha: Hey, don't eat it all by yourself!
Totosai: Hey! Where is my meat?
Kagome: You just ate it all right now!!
Totosai: Huh? Where am I?
Miroku calmly hits him in the head with his staff
(Hee... Totosai is this old sword maker dude...)
Hmm... How shall I put this? Based on my first impression I'd have to say..... I hate you!!! - Kakashi
(these are all from naruto again)
Kakashi: A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced. (An excuse for tardiness.)
Kakashi: Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life. (Another excuse.)
Kakashi: A black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way. (He has many more excuses.)
2007-11-29 16:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Kae 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Oh Gerard, you make my heart burn...."
-Bob Bryar
"I want everyone raise your hands. Wave them back and forth. Now say 'I suck at SkeeBall!"
-Gerard Way
"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."
-Frank Iero
"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, '****!"
-Ray Toro
"Do I look like darth vader in this jacket? Cause I seriously think I do."
-Mikey Way
2007-11-30 00:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by black mariah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Catch you F***ers at a bad time?!" - Blade
"It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne Fries in 7 different....Wooops *Pizza Slice and Master Splinters Head* (From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
2007-11-29 15:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the best quote ever.
For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? --carlton banks, the fresh prince of bel-air
2007-11-29 15:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
2007-11-29 15:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Helen Scott 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My little brother trying to tell a joke and me interrupting him and he shouts
"Don't interupt me when I'm in the middle of a flow"
I fell down laughing and almost peed myself.
2007-11-29 15:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Michael B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one, have you ever had someone say to you before:
Your just doing/saying that because your a racist.
My answer to that type of question is:
No Im not racist, I hate all people equally!!!
They never know what to say to that!!!
2007-11-29 15:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by just_in_oz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋