2007-11-29 15:40:08 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, I'm going to tell you my story with an Egg.
It looked like an ordinary Egg. Yet it was really ... intriguing, upsetting ... It looked at me in such a charming way! I was tempted. I took this egg and I broke its ...ehm ... shell. Then I saw the egg yolk surrounded by the white, in the cup. I had a vertigo. I took a fork and started beating and beating it till I obtained a mingling of egg yolk and egg white. Then I throw that mingling into a pan where hot oil was frying and ... I obtained what we Italians call a "frittata" (fried egg).
At last I put that stuff on a plate and ... I confess: I ate it.
OMG!!!! It was a terrible experience indeed : all of a sudden , while eating the fried egg, I realized that ... I had forgotten the salt.
I will never forget that horrible taste ... An egg without salt it is like Life without Love!
And this is the meaningful outcome and lesson that I got from my eating-intercourse with that odd tempting egg: never forget the salt in your ... frittata.
And that's the end
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Moral: This is mere craziness ...
2007-11-30 02:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ivory33 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Steve the egg, Steve the egg
you cant wear pants without no legs!
Steve the egg, Steve the egg
He woke up next to sausages!
2007-11-30 10:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ACTUA:LLY...when I was in high school, I had to hard boil and egg, paint a face on it, make clothes for it (optional), make a carrying case for it (optional) and name it. It was all about scaring the crap out of kids on having kids. Do you know how easy it is to crack a boiled egg??? We all know how much trouble we would be in if we cracked a real kid....
2007-11-29 15:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Flying Pig a.k.a The Fat Lady 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One time, i took an egg out of the fridge... i boiled it... then it was hardboiled. I carefully took of the shell to show i loved it. i gave the softness a kiss. then i totally stuffed it into my mouth and chewed with my mouth open and dry egg yolk flew out and i felt as evil as like... Dr. Evil
2007-11-29 15:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
In middle school we had to take care of an egg for a week and make sure it didn't get broken......it was suppose to make us not want to have kids....or something.
2007-11-29 15:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by Helen Scott 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
When I boiled it for 20 minutes, peeled it and mashed it up with mayonnaise for egg salad.
2007-11-29 15:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, Frogme, one time... one of my eggs met with my bf's sperm and created this little person.... and I love him an awful lot...
2007-12-01 10:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I produce 1 per month, but I've never really had a 'relationship' with any of them
2007-11-29 15:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like beating the eggs; i have eaten out an egg--quite gooey, i have shoved an egg in my mouth whole, and i uncladed an egg, it was so pale underneath it all.
2007-11-29 15:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It was a beautiful egg, not too burned, just right. I called her Juevo Torta, I loved her so much, I hugged her with my tortia, and gave her a big kiss, then she left me. :(
2007-11-29 15:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Juan L 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋