Last night I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I was a movie star! I awoke, jumped out of bed and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my horror, when I saw that I was not a movie star at all, but just a hooker. I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right and I saw my pimp. I turned to the left, and I saw my business for the night. I am so sad that it was just a dream. I know that I will never watch the Paris Hilton sex tape before going to sleep again!
2007-11-29 15:39:40
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answered by oh geez 6
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Last night I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I was__azz. I awoke, jumped out of bed and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my horror__, when I saw that I was not an_azz__at all, but just a _dumb fuc____. I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right and I saw_dum fuc__. I turned to the left, and I saw_dum fuc___. I am so __glad___ that it was just a dream. I know that I will never _fuc dum_____ before going to sleep again!
2007-11-30 04:45:02
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answered by Love United 6
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Last night I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I was a cop. I awoke, jumped out of bed and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my surprise, when I saw that I was not a cop at all, but just a regular girl. I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right and I saw a pair of cuffs. I turned to the left, and I saw my boyfriend chained to the bars of my bed with his pants off . I am so embarrassed that it was'nt just a dream. I know that I will never get drunk before going to sleep again!
2007-12-01 07:23:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Last night I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I was awake. I awoke, jumped out of bed and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my underwear, when I saw that I was not asleep at all, but just awake. I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right and I saw a pillow. I turned to the left, and I saw a blanket. I am so horny that it was just a dream. I know that I will never sleep before going to sleep again!
2007-11-29 15:45:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Last night I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I was in bed with Bill O'Reilly. I awoke, jumped out of bed, and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my relief when I saw that I was not Maureen McPhilmy at all, but just a little traumatized from my nightmare. I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right, and I saw George W. Bush holding a bow, wearing a crown, and riding a white horse. I turned to the left, and I saw a sword-wielding Karl Rove riding a red horse. I am so thankful that it was just a dream. I know that I will never mix Fox News with TBN before going to sleep again!
2007-11-29 19:46:42
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answered by SINDY 7
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Last night I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I was___Emo____. I awoke, jumped out of bed and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my ___dysphoria___, when I saw that I was not ___even goth___at all, but just a ______rapid-cycling passive agressive munchusen_____. I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right and I saw___my staple Skinny Puppy cd__. I turned to the left, and I saw____just how many t.y. beanie cats I have___. I am so ___getting back on medication: anyone's medication. I refuse to believe____ that it was just a dream. I know that I will never ____be an emo, but I will have Ambien____ before going to sleep again!
2007-11-30 06:26:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Last night I had the most amazing dream. I dreamed that I was a llowed to get up early. I awoke, jumped out of bed and rushed to the mirror. You can imagine my mixed feelings of excitement, shame and delight when I saw that I was not a llowed to get up before dawn at all, but just a llowed to lie in bed (and not touch myself). I could not believe my eyes. I turned to the right and I saw nothing: It was still dark!! I turned to the left, and I saw nothing there either!! I am so foolish, because I told Mother the next morning. The first thing she asked was, 'Had you been touching yourself?' When I assured her that I hadn't, she relaxed, spanked me a few times for getting up before dawn, and assured me that it was just a dream. I know that I will never think bad thoughts ... especially about Mother... before going to sleep again!
2007-11-29 21:22:19
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answered by garik 5
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Pancake
suprise
stuck in syrup
plain one with butter
bottle of Aunt Jemima
a fork
upset
go to bed hungry
2007-11-29 15:45:05
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answered by Anonymous
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soldier, horror ,soldier ,a muderer ,burning mosque ,screaming children fleeing, glad ,watch cnn
2007-11-29 16:11:54
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answered by joe c 6
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asleep and having a dream
consternation
visible
cloud of smoke
smoke
more smoke
smoke
2007-11-29 15:39:51
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answered by dreamer_st07 5
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