2007-11-29 15:25:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sewed a nipple to my forehead
2007-11-29 15:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I woke up from surgery and knew my life would never be the same again. The surgeon accidentally left the nife right next to my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-29 23:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Zahera♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the surgeon accidentally did the surgery with his eyes closed!
2007-11-29 23:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
On purpose removed almost all of my large intestines and most of my colon. He had too both were loaded with benign tumors.
I am fine now. The only bad side affect is when I fart, skunks within three miles of my area die from the stench.
2007-11-29 23:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by Tigger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Used an Axe on my predecessor,
calls me "Rocky" and is wearing
fishnets and a corset...
Where's Doc. Scott? Riff Raff?
and this tune keeps playing in my head
"Let's do the time warp again..."
2007-11-30 12:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by the Punisher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut off my left hand! The hand I play chords with :(
2007-11-29 23:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put my head on a super models body. LOL
2007-11-29 23:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by sway 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gave me size double D balls instead of double D breasts
no one can ever tell me to grow a set again
2007-11-30 00:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
did the surgery to you and you where THE WRONG PATIENT.
right?
or may be you're a male,but accidentaly,he made HYSTERECTOMY,and removed the uterus???
2007-11-29 23:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by passionate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did the wrong surgery at wrong place.
2007-11-29 23:31:39 · answer #10 · answered by Angel T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋