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Not only my broom but the mop too. Im taking it for all it's got. bucket and all.LOL

2007-11-29 16:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 0 0

I have stopped talking to the broom since previous incident involving the cat, a stapler and a jar of Vaseline,

besides, Sammy the vacuum cleaner is a far better conversationalist

2007-11-29 15:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes.

I tried the following before proceeding to legal action (this is all properly documented):

1) UP!
2) Please go up.
3) No, really. Up, please.
4) Wingardium Leviosa
5) I said WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA, you smug bastard!!!

As none of this produced the desired effect, you can see that I had no choice but to pursue the route of legal action.

2007-11-29 15:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by Erik B 2 · 1 0

Only if my workplace meeting between myself, the fore mentioned broom, the mop (who is his union rep) and the dustpan and broom (co-workers), fails to reach an understanding.

Then it's war.

2007-11-29 15:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey! it works (when i have to clean my room for xmas or another holiday) i think it knows me i send mind messages of a pistol and what it does if the broom doesnt do as i command it to!

2007-11-29 15:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by 74 5 · 0 0

That, or buy 5 more and invite my friends to come over and dance in sync while they sweep my floor.

2007-11-29 15:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 0 0

No I will buy a new one and hurt it's feelings then we'll see who the boss is.

2007-11-29 15:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kym M 6 · 0 0

That seems to be the only thing that can get the darn thing to work!

2007-11-29 15:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0 0

um, yes, i do actually. that broom needs to learn its place.

2007-11-29 15:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Since I am not american no. If i was american yes cause I can sue for anything and everything

2007-11-29 15:23:19 · answer #10 · answered by Lord Inquisitor 4 · 0 0

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