2007-11-29 15:06:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
That would make Mrs. Claus an immigrant.
2007-11-29 15:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, Mrs Claus is just a convenience; Santa dates penguins on the side.
2007-11-29 15:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, if that's true Batman is really the Penguin?
BTW, how do you know Santa isn't gay?
and what about those cute tiny little elves.....:)
- none of which are female!
- and you only hear about Rudolph, a MALE deer?
- you how come you NEVER hear anything about a 'MRS' Santa, do you?
-and why does he live on a POLE.
And why is that pole always pointing NORTH?
huh, huh, answer me that!:)
Personally I think he's a pervert! and a bad influence on kids!
2007-11-29 19:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Claus is probably a child-hating, penny-pinching freak behind that sweet demeanor... don't let her fool ya!
2007-11-29 15:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by dollmaker_extraordinaire 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How do you know that she isn't?
Perhaps she is in disguise due to pressure from Santa's press agent. After all the religious right has a lot of influence on product marketing.......
2007-11-29 15:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Praire Crone 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Not a penquin - just a good ol' southern gal :)
2007-11-30 09:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by Redwitch vt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa isnt a zoophile
2007-11-29 15:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
She is. It's I Walk Funny.
2007-11-30 10:39:28 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, the tux didn't fit.
2007-11-29 17:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Penguins aren't the opposites of Santa... plus Polar Bears are much cuter. Duh.
2007-11-29 15:17:23 · answer #10 · answered by MindStorm 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋