>> A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
no offense intended, just a joke:)
2007-11-29 15:05:39 · 24 answers · asked by Penny Mae 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
funny one - penny mae
2007-11-29 15:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by David 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its is funny.
I got one more ...
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
2007-11-30 03:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by MICHAEL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.....This blind guy walks into this bar........gets a drink and
sensing someone next to him.....He asked, Hey want to hear a Blondie joke?" This man replies, "I'm the owner, and I'm Blondie headed, and my bouncer and the bartender, and the 2 waitress'
are YOU sure You want to tell a Blondie Joke? He says, "Now way!!
I don't want tell it that many times!.........LOL
2007-11-30 03:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty old, but the blonde jokes always have a place in my heart, lol. i have a few blonde friends....=) i tell em all these jokes, and they're like "i already know all these!" its sooo funny though!
2007-11-29 23:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hey I am no blonde but I read your joke and
and wondered why she hung up and then BOOM
I got it..LOL thank you for the laugh.
2007-11-29 23:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by WiseGal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this type of joke is funny if u hear it once .... but after that u get used to it so u know what the joke is.
2007-11-29 23:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by Arvind 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didn't do that at first, but i've been doing homework all night so I'm drained. but its hilarious i laughed out loud, I'm not sure if i was laughing the the joke or because i didn't get it right away
2007-11-29 23:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lol...got another one for ya-
"how does a blonde kill a fish?
>>>she drowns it."
"this blonde was so dumb that she tripped over the CORDLESS phone."
lol..i got a little chuckle out of this one tho
2007-11-29 23:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by â?¥100% Sexy Babygurlâ?¥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!
funny
2007-11-29 23:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i see how its funny i smiled, but wasnt that good like a "ha ha" joke
2007-11-29 23:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by 74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋