The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists ... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.. "This gun is loaded with blanks,” she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
2007-11-29 14:28:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Rudyard Kipling.
2007-11-29 19:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Desperate times do call for desperate measures. But that is a tad extreme.
2007-11-29 22:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i read this in the joke section about three months ago it was funny second time around did not produce a grin= sorry!!!
2007-11-29 22:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by mister ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the wife does her job again!
2007-11-29 23:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by SPARTAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I think she just really wanted to kill her husband.
2007-11-29 22:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by jennifer h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke. Don't worry about it.
2007-11-29 22:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by coloRED 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do... There are
easier ways!!!
2007-11-30 00:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
DANG!! She really did!!
2007-11-29 22:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute - I like it - thanks for the giggle! CJ
2007-11-29 22:50:53 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard this before---love it........
2007-11-29 23:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋