I was thinking of....
"A good cousin of mine is getting married so I'll be in (a nearby state) this weekend, sorry..." or
"My uncle just had a heart attack (the truth I know horrible that I would use it, but you don't know how desprately I want to not work at this job) and I'm going out of town to help his family out this weekend..." or
"I have a family reunion in (nearby state) this weekend..."
2007-11-29 13:54:37 · 10 answers · asked by Sar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My boss is a f---ing b---ch and I want to f---ing kill her everytime she opens her mouth and I have major PMS this weekend so I just might act on those impulses if you make me work... hows that?
2007-12-01 07:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by JP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Family Crisis Sounds Like A Legitimate Excuse, Sometimes Employers Relate To Real Life Issues Better. If You Don't Want To Say, Put In For 'Personal Resons'
2007-11-29 14:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personally, I'd tell them the truth!
They would have to admire your honesty, and give you the weekend off!
2007-11-29 14:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by Watsit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My online lover just asked me to marry him and I said "yes"!!!!! Don't forget,my mother HATES yellow.See you this weekend.
2007-12-01 15:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say that your other shoe is missing, and that you will be at the office as soon as you find it.
lol
2007-12-01 10:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a bad case of the runs and a fever so I can't make it today.
2007-11-29 13:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have to attend a relative's funeral in Maine.
2007-11-29 14:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Max 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pepper spray in your underwear.
2007-11-29 14:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"my next door neighbours fish died and he needs consoling"
2007-11-29 13:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What about; "I woke up dead"
2007-11-29 14:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋