Why is it improper to "break wind" in-front-of your significant other?>>Mainly in-bed?

Question

Wife-to-be hates the "dutch-oven" treatment...she says that the proper course of action is to retreat to the bathroom during sleep and any other time i have the "urge" to "cut the cheese"...especially since i am in my mid-30s. i should "act my age"...who's right? or am i just a typical guy? ----signed Windbag

Answer 1

I fart in the bed all the time, lol. My husbadn woke up from it one time because he thought there were bombs going off, lol.
He farts infront of me too. We are married, we don't have to be proper inront of eachother.

Answer 2

Dear mr.Windbag and Windbag to be!
Ms Windbag, if you think you do not fat, brake wind, play the butt trumpet or otherwise blow the strings clear off your G string while asleep, think again.
Blaming this on Mr. Windbag is also wrong, and if you say you do not do this you are full of gas and matter. Even at a teen age, girls are the worse at the silent but deadly poots you let fly.
Do not hand over a bunch of lecturing when you are doing them too, silent though they could be, M. Windbag if you Must prove to her this is being done no matter what the smell is, bame it on her and tell her
I am so proud of you HONEY! I had a friend that thought no one should do this too, bathroom all the time, let me tell you, as a woman if I didn't fart I'd explode, same as every other human.
This is a bodily fuction, and you are not going to be able to stop it, she needs to get used to it, because when a baby comes along ripping them then what, she going to be the master of fart patrol and control, I doooooooooon't think so!

Answer 3

Err just because you can never CATCH a woman farting doesn't mean we don't do them. I doubt she runs to the bathroom when her "dutch-oven" is on the fritz. Maybe she should grow up, farting is a natural thing. Why don't you tell her to stop doing poohs? They're pretty gross. Who wants to live with someone does a pooh? And right in the next room!
You're not just a typical guy - you're a typical human.

Answer 4

In some cultures it is considered rude, and others it is not. To say the least it is unpleasant and embarrassing for all concerned, or probably should be. With that said ...when you are in an intimate relationship sometimes those things just happen, and you can apologize and move on. If you are doing this as if it is a production number ..."hey look what I did, isn't it funny..and if you don't like it just get over it"....I can see her point. I have known guys that enjoyed shocking people with their flatulence, and never made any attempt to control it....It was a huge turn off.

Answer 5

Oh seriously she needs to lighten up! Gas is a part of life & the last time I checked a "dutch oven" was farting under the covers whilst her head is held there! If you hold her head there then she is entitled to bop you!!

If not then she is free to leave the room should your stench offend her... besides that wait until she's pregnant ~ then she will understand just exactly what gas is all about...lol!

Answer 6

Frankly I don't care if my husband breaks wind...the dutch oven on the other hand isn't too much fun, but can be funny. To me, it sounds like she lacks humor and may be a bit up tight. You are going to be her HUSBAND, not someone she just met at a party. Dealing with bodily functions is a part of life, but to deny the existence of them in one another is just ridicules and in these cases cold.

However she is correct, out in public you should go into the restroom.

Answer 7

Well your a typical guy and the fact that your getting married to this women means she needs to accept it and if she thinks she doesn't pass gas at night with you right there sleeping next to her she is full of poop!!!
Everyone does it and there is no real right way to do it.
Beleive me she I am sure has never witnessed my life in the slightest because when I enter my B-room my husband has already filled it with his how does he say it OH- "His aroma"
We've been married now for 9 years and if I didn't accept it before our marriage it would have ended a long time ago!!

Answer 8

Don't give her the "Dutch Oven" treatment. Just let it out and say excuse me. It's a natural body function. She needs to get over it...you have gas and it needs to be released. You don't need to run to the bathroom every five minutes. Just don't be nasty about having gas.

Answer 9

each evening. each and each gets a greater desirable nights sleep and we are able to come at the same time each and every time we go with and its greater pleasing simply by fact all of us understand we are the two in the temper. i'm getting the experience there is quite some begging or a minimum of bargaining in mattress with quite some couples. they're confronted with that individual each noght and whilst the temper is sweet for one and not the different then there is rejection.staring you in the face all evening. in case you bypass to mattress in basic terms once you're arranged to sleep then there is none of that

Answer 10

My husband gives me dutch ovens all of the time and we just laugh. Some people can handle and love their significant other farting and some can't handle it. I feel bad for those who can't handle it. It is a natural part of life and my husband and I think it is funny. My husband is so proud of me when i rip a good one.

Answer 11

Uh, my husband farts all the time. I fart in front of him. No big deal really....you can't always retreat to the bathroom, especially when you get older, you know how the old folks have to start wearing the diapers, they can't make it there. She'll get used to it. Just don't wave the covers once you do it, its GROSS!!