In the Northern Highlands, an impatient fanner knocked at the door of neighboring farmhouse. The daughter of the house answered.
" Is your father in ? " asked the neighbor.
" No. " said the daughter. " He's at the Inverness farmers market. If it's the services of the red Ayrshire bull you want, the cost is $50.00" "
No it's not that" said the neighbor.
" Well. " said the daughter. " If it's the Galloway belted bull you want, it's $40." "
No, it's not that. " said the neighbor.
" How about the small Highland bull." said the daughter.
" The service of that bull is only $30."
The neighbor rudely interrupted the daughter. " That's not what I've come about. Your brother Sandy has made my daughter Fiona pregnant. My wife and I want to know what your father proposes to do about it."
" Oh, well." said the daughter. " You'll have to see my father yourself. I don't know what he charges for Sandy."
2007-11-29 11:08:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Never knew the Scots made so much from their services, sounds like a fine tradition. (chuckle)
2007-11-29 11:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Lol! reminds me of the story of the man who turned up at the farm to perform artificial insemination. The farmer, not being clear on the concept, ushered him into the byre and said 'ye can hing yer jaiket oer there and there's another peg for yer troosers!'
2007-11-29 11:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by RTF 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Its just a load of Scottish Bull.
2007-11-29 19:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you mean you can get paid for that type of services -- i always loan out my pet male goat free -- he always comes back wore down and much easier to handle -- kind of funny use to have a hard time loading him but now when i pull up with cage in the back of the truck he is at the gate waiting!!! don't tell me you can not train animals!!!
2007-11-29 11:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was great Susie. I didn't see that coming at all! lol
2007-11-29 12:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by penny d 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The dollar is not legal tender in scotland - dufus.
2007-11-29 11:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Pepper of the Moon 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Way cute
2007-11-29 11:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa Was she also a blonde. That was a good one.
2007-11-29 11:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing this joke. It was cute. I didn't understand
the last one I just read as being funny. But I got a chuckle out
of this one. Thanks again.
2007-11-29 11:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
knowing the scots as i do.....i think the going price is eighty dollars......or it was when i last was there........seamanab
2007-11-29 11:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by seamanab 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋