2007-11-29 10:58:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
dress up as a woman like Osama did
2007-11-29 11:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by irishinvenice 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just stay there mate . Go outside and start to sing "Mohammed's a jolly good fellow" You may even be offered a post in their government.
2007-11-29 11:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Once you serve your 15 days in prison for disrepecting the prophet Mohummad you are free to go.
2007-11-29 11:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! It looks like that might not be a bad idea.
What do they thing about our pig cartoons? Or do we have to stop having those also?
Porky pig may have to be shelved.
2007-11-29 11:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by Steven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If anyone asks your name just say "Peppa" & tell them to check out Nick Jr! That will give us enough time to organise a flight out!
2007-11-29 11:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by spice2504 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I get the feeling you will have the stuffing knocked out of you long before you reach the border.
2007-11-29 11:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Not to come over here I hope.
UK ran out of money for immigrants !
2007-11-29 11:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by Trucky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, DON'T dress like a teddy bear, or pretend that you are a teacher. Just say you want to come to the UK and live off social security - we will welcome you with open arms.
2007-11-29 11:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Pepper of the Moon 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself a pot bellied pig, and call it ALLAH. Make yourself a bacon buttie, and wait.........
You will be out of there, and EVERYWHERE FOR GOOD, but don't worry, we'll give you a Christian burial, I promise!!!!
2007-11-29 14:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by 'Er indoors!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You won't make it to the border .
Sorry son. You are Mince Meat.
2007-11-29 11:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Zed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋