A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said St. Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter.
Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
2007-11-29 10:11:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
No, I think she got the name wrong,
I believe Jesus was the name she was looking for...
but, then I am a blonde!
I haven't heard that since I was a child..
interesting, a star for U!
2007-11-29 10:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Then there was the young Cockney boy who thought the Lord's Prayer protected him from drowning: 'Lead us not into Thames Station.'
2007-11-29 20:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So cute. My daughter's friends name is Andy, I will have to remember to tell him that one.
2007-11-29 14:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate dumb blonde jokes.
2007-11-29 10:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh this was a total groaner, LOL. But I have to say, this did
make me grin really wide just now LOL. And I couldn't help
but utter an "ohhhhhhhhhhhh" after that. Thanks for sharing.
This was cute.
2007-11-29 12:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lynn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when you tell jokes like this to you do what larry the cable guy does -- look up and ask forgiveness -- sure hope so cause i do not think hell will be big enough for both of us!!!
2007-11-29 11:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute - I liked it - a star for Suzie!
2007-11-29 15:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, she got it (*edit- Jesus name) wrong, reminds me of when we hear songs and think we're singing the right words and we find out much later we're not. LOL That was really cute, thanks!!!
BTW-That's one of my favorite songs.
2007-11-29 10:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We all seem to ad/lib when we dont know the words. good joke.
2007-11-29 10:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe....okay not too bad....
sorry to all the blondes out there... :(
2007-11-29 10:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋