I know I asked this earlier, but I didn't get to see the responses.
Yesterday when I got home from work I did my usual routine. I got all 6 My Little Pony's outside in the front yard and we brushed each others hair and talked about our day. Rainbow Butt was talking about how amazing unicorns are and that one should run for president. I thought it was a great idea. Sometimes when I get excited I like to talk real loud. My neighbor was in his yard throwing beer bottles at the tree when he overheard me. So he came over and told me that unicorns aren't real and that my pink shorts made my *** look real fat. I gathered up the girls and we went inside crying. Do you think this is a form of slander and could my case go anywhere? If you do not believe in unicorns, please do not answer my question.
2007-11-29 08:08:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I responded that you were lame for only having 6 my little ponies, but that a unicorn for prez was the best idea ever, and I support your lawsuit.
2007-11-29 08:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I have several things to say about your above rant. And since the querstion is at the bottom, I will answer the question last.
1) Him throwing beer bottles is ILLEGAL and a serious crime . ( Especially here in Texas, thats where the whole "Don't mess with Texas" stems from.) So call the cops and report (thats a bad word, I'll change it to snitch) on him for littering. They may try to refer you to code enforcement, bt that works too.
2) If its the shorts I'm thinkin of they make your @$$ look phat......(pronounced the same , spelled differently) What race is he? If hes white he probably said it as spelled fat, unless hes REALLY fly like K-Mac or Eminem, then he said it spelled as phat.
3)Unicorns DO exist....in certain instances. The fact that Rainbow Butt wants one to run for president lets me know just how dire the upcoming presidiantal campaign is. I mean Bush was BAD...I can't imagine a Unicorn ( do I get BA for capitalizing Unicorn) has the wherewithal to correct 8 years of Bush's stupidity, ignorance, and stupidity. Who will be said Unicorns VP...you? If so yall have my vote.
4) And to answer your question, yes you DO have a case. A black guy in Pennselvania sued the prison system for being prejudiced. His reason? At chow time, he got a cookie that was broken inhalf . ( whole cookie, just broke) His cellmate (who was Caucasian) on the other hand got a full cookie. He got 1.452 million dollars. So you DEFINATELY have a case.
5) Welcome back. Me, Peter, AND Dick all missed you.
2007-11-29 08:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have your My Little Ponies surround him while you put the pink shorts on him and throw beer bottles at him. Til he says Unicorns are real and means it.
2007-11-29 08:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love unicorns. get your ponies to poop on his doorstep. how dare he be so rude to you - he is probably jealous as he only has boring beer bottles and you have ponies - i bet he cries secretly at night wishing he had a unicorn.
ps: when we went on long trips with my Mom and Dad in the car - i would imagine my friend white flying unicorn running along side the car - if he got tired he would rest up on top of the car - he kept me happy the entire trip
2007-11-29 08:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go for it babydoll! I would, now I've never seen your @$$ so not sure where that will go cause the judge just may say that is not slander if its true. Now the unicorns...no problem, everyone believes in unicorns right?
2007-11-29 08:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it would go too far sorry, because of the unicorns, but you MIGHT, not will MIGHT be able to get some money out of it filing for Verbal Assault and Endangerment to Saftey. I can't be sure though. Good Luck with that.
2007-11-29 08:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You only have 6 my little ponies? That is so lame. However a unicorn for president is the best idea I've heard in a long time, so you have my support for a slander suit.
2016-05-26 22:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is slander, but I think the best revenge would be to get the ponies together and take a big dump in his yard!
2007-11-29 08:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, your neighbour should have minded his own business and kept his bloody mouth shut! I do believe that you could get him for a slander but I am not sure on what level. I say YES sue the a--hole and I hope you win. Maybe other a--holes like that will learn to mind their own business!!
Good luck to you.
2007-11-29 08:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just have one of,or all 6 of your my little ponies kick him in the nuts repeatedly until he develops a love for unicorns...
2007-11-29 08:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋