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option 1: tell about a weird fortune cookie experience

option2: write a weird fortune for a cookie

*i once had two fortune cookies. i opened the first... no fortune. i opened the second.. two fortunes. wtf?

2007-11-29 07:51:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

18 years ago when my Ex and I got together we ate alot of homemade chinese dishes and I sent leftovers with him and a cookie...The night before, I took the paper out with tweezers and typed one on paper that said..."You will forever be in love with a woman named Karen"....Shoved it back in the cookie with a toothpick and when he opened it at work he was freakin' and showing everyone until they finally told him I had put it in there....Hello Stupid....That should've been my sign that we wouldn't work out....But we still laugh about it to this day....

2007-11-29 07:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by karens lovinlife 6 · 0 0

these fortunes are completely true. i had ones that said:

"your fortune is in another cookie"

& then i had a blank one. the paper was inside but i had no fortune.

i was so ripped off. (even though fortune cookies are free at restaurants)

2007-11-29 15:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0 0

i had 2 fortunes in 1 cookie before, i forgot what they said though..

2007-11-29 16:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by :D 5 · 1 0

my sister and I once got the same fortune and then once my fiance and I got a fortune that said " eat here again"
sheesh they csucked but I ate the cookie anyhow :)

2007-11-29 15:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by oh_jo123 7 · 1 0

one time i had a fortune cookie that said you will have a party, and i did.

2007-11-29 16:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Mally 5 · 0 0

One time I had one cookie that had no fortune in it and one time I had one that had three in it? That was strange?

2007-11-29 16:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Red Angel 4 · 0 0

My brother got one that said "Your fortune is in another cookie" for soem reason that struck me as funny and I was laughing until I cried.

2007-11-29 15:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by sweetsunshine1604 6 · 2 0

I once opened one and it had three fortunes, all the same. It said 'You're inheritance will be greater than you think'.

2007-11-29 16:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jenn 7 · 0 0

my daughter's fortune cookie once said...next time order the shrimp.
mine once said....your about as good as the mud you roll around in.
wtf??

2007-11-29 15:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Option one: I was once at a resteraunt and I cracked open a cookie. It said "You will have a loving wife." I DON"T swing that way.

2007-11-29 15:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Cowbell 3 · 2 0

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