18 years ago when my Ex and I got together we ate alot of homemade chinese dishes and I sent leftovers with him and a cookie...The night before, I took the paper out with tweezers and typed one on paper that said..."You will forever be in love with a woman named Karen"....Shoved it back in the cookie with a toothpick and when he opened it at work he was freakin' and showing everyone until they finally told him I had put it in there....Hello Stupid....That should've been my sign that we wouldn't work out....But we still laugh about it to this day....
2007-11-29 07:58:43
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answered by karens lovinlife 6
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these fortunes are completely true. i had ones that said:
"your fortune is in another cookie"
& then i had a blank one. the paper was inside but i had no fortune.
i was so ripped off. (even though fortune cookies are free at restaurants)
2007-11-29 15:54:45
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answered by nybabyblu 6
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i had 2 fortunes in 1 cookie before, i forgot what they said though..
2007-11-29 16:12:30
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answered by :D 5
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my sister and I once got the same fortune and then once my fiance and I got a fortune that said " eat here again"
sheesh they csucked but I ate the cookie anyhow :)
2007-11-29 15:55:33
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answered by oh_jo123 7
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one time i had a fortune cookie that said you will have a party, and i did.
2007-11-29 16:02:58
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answered by Mally 5
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One time I had one cookie that had no fortune in it and one time I had one that had three in it? That was strange?
2007-11-29 16:00:14
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answered by Red Angel 4
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My brother got one that said "Your fortune is in another cookie" for soem reason that struck me as funny and I was laughing until I cried.
2007-11-29 15:55:15
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answered by sweetsunshine1604 6
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I once opened one and it had three fortunes, all the same. It said 'You're inheritance will be greater than you think'.
2007-11-29 16:12:56
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answered by Jenn 7
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my daughter's fortune cookie once said...next time order the shrimp.
mine once said....your about as good as the mud you roll around in.
wtf??
2007-11-29 15:55:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Option one: I was once at a resteraunt and I cracked open a cookie. It said "You will have a loving wife." I DON"T swing that way.
2007-11-29 15:55:41
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answered by Lady Cowbell 3
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