Who wants to come celebrate with me???
2007-11-29 07:36:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Good Luck
Don't forget to learn from the experience
Since your from the South watch out for these pickup lines
my buddy from Greenville has used 3 of them
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......
..............every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
2007-11-29 08:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Johnny 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yea Yea Yea!!! Congratulations!!! Have a great time celebrating.
2007-11-29 15:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...is tht how good it feels? I am slowly going towards the verge of divorce and have been told it only brings regrets afterwards!!
2007-11-29 15:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Bladeedaa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you going to do when the party is over?
Good luck. Just enjoy life no matter what comes your way.
2007-11-29 15:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by box of rain 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey Dixie,come by and pick me up,we'll celebrate together and you well deserve a night on the town.
2007-11-29 21:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by rebelady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congrat! But could get quite depressing at this time of the year.
2007-11-29 15:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by jimmy.parker06 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will! My divorce party was one of my best days!! When and where?
2007-11-29 15:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD for You.I would love to buy you a drink but I"m sure I"m a thousand miles away.Drink one for me.K
2007-11-29 15:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kasey H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! May your new beginning be filled with love & happiness! I wish you all the best!
2007-11-29 15:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me.
I wanna go. Let me pretend for a minute.
2007-11-29 15:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by Indypendence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋