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WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

etc., etc. and a bunch more nonsense.

Answer 1

Right on the money.

Another one--You have to believe that illegal aliens are an asset to the country, but that we need a whole bunch more federal programs and spending to help them.

Answer 2

Ways to be an a**whole , wow all you have to do is write your name down . I see your a republican idiot . I hope one day you come to your senses and join " The Dark Side " because luke if i was your father , i would slap the s*it out of you .