Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom
2007-11-29 05:50:58 · 17 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good Joke, Sage,
Especially since I used to BE a UPS guy....
I don't think Giselle read the whole question ... OR ... maybe her Psychic inner self read into it too much... OR ... Maybe she felt she was going to get a visit from the UPS guy.... Do they have them in North Wales?
2007-11-29 08:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi, the first thing i notice about a person is their presence. They have to have a particular way about them. I look for someone who is gentle, sensitive, and thoughtful. I find that if a person can look you directly in the eye when you are talking then that is a good sign of genuineness.
What i can't tolerate is someone pretending to like what you like just to fit in with you. It always shows up in the end.
Good manners and sensibility mean more to me than looks.
I guess i am hard to please because i am still looking!
Love that little story, by the way. Nice one!!
Good luck x
2007-11-29 15:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by Giselle is Well 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a great little Johnny joke :-)
What I look for in a mate is :
Robert Redford looks and
Ronald Reagan's personality
What I would settle for is another story lol.
2007-12-02 16:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kira 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny!! I haven't heard anything about him in years!
Good One Sage Seeker!!
2007-11-29 19:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it used to be a drink before and a cigarette afterwards but nowadays its down to the booze and a talk about all our yesterdays.Which could be down to the booze anyway.Great Joke
2007-11-29 15:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of babes! Funny.
2007-11-29 13:58:09 · answer #6 · answered by Just Hazel 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was really cut sage and my husband still makes me laugh.
2007-11-30 01:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I wasn't looking but my HERO found me and I am truly blessed!
2007-11-29 14:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yes (snicker)
2007-11-29 17:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny !! oops !!! Gotta go order another package !!! *smile*
2007-11-29 14:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by Diana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋