Think and Use your imagination!!
2007-11-29 05:44:11 · 21 answers · asked by adil 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
If i was the devil i would ask people to really think about why they think i am evil? What is the last evil thing i did? have a look at god now there is a being that really should be classed as evil he is the one causing all these disasters he is the one letting all these evil people be born. he is the one letting all the little children suffer. he causes famine floods earth quakes tornadoes and hurricanes. So why are you all giving me such a hard time when all i want is for you to sell me your souls for a little happiness. Come on am i really such a bad guy. Im only trying to do my job and be happy
2007-11-29 08:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would design cooler and cooler electronic gadgets to seduce people with. Gadgets that get more and more expensive and induce greater and greater isolation among people.
Hey, we devils hated it when the only way people could watch a movie was to go the theater during the weeks that it was playing. Back then, movies were a communal experience. Or worse yet: the only time people could watch a tv show was when it was broadcast. Imagine: children would all run home from school to watch the Wizard of Oz on the one day a year it was shown, and they would have the experience of sharing in something magical together. Or when they watched Peter Pan and had to clap their hands to save TinkerBell.Too much innocence and wonderment there for our tastes. Thanks be to Satan that someone invented VCR's so they could rewind and watch it over and over and have all that childlike innoncence destroyed.
No, we devils would rather people have their own individualized entertainment systems. And they should lust after more and more expensive ones, like home theaters, and the necessarily bigger homes to place them in.
Yep, let them think that money and material things is where it's at, and let all that materialism isolate them from each other.
Let them listen to ipods rather than singing together.
Let them sit for hours sending text messages instead of interacting face to face with people around them.
Let family members pop their own dinners in the micowave whenever they happen to be home instead of sitting together each night for discussion over a family meal.
Let them get so used to watching movies alone at home that when they go to the theater and talk too loudly, people will start to think of the presence of other people as an annoyance.
Give them an internet on which they can post insulting and harassing messages with no consequences, and let them learn to think that it is funny and clever to do so. Make sure that they never believe the pain they might cause someone is real.
That will really deaden their souls.
2007-11-29 07:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Michael M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a devilish idea almost satanic in its inception, its not an adil ic idea, but i will play along just for the hell of it, because i can be a demon when the fires are lit, anyway on with the devilment, looking out i can see the darkness fall, at this rate i will be here untill hell freezes over, what was the Q again i know it was very puny.
2007-11-29 06:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by andy F7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not "what", but "who"...
That would keep me busy for the first couple of months.
After that, I'd probably go round scaring political leaders by spontaneously conbusting their speech lecterns, then appearing in a cloud of smoke, twirling my trident and declaring, "A vote for (insert politician's name here) is a vote for Satan!"
2007-11-29 05:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by professor_perv 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As i am the prince of darkness i order all of the deceased to lauch a full scale attack on Heaven! Once we get st Peter away from that big gate,We will all have sex, drugs (stick to lemsip as its nice and legal!) and heavy rock and roll !
2007-11-29 11:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let children starve, deprive them of health care, make sure the rich got richer and invade Iraq for personal gain.
2007-11-29 05:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Convince everyone that I wasn't real so they'd do all manner of evil, then sit back and let the souls come pouring in!
2007-11-29 10:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by Torque 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have a ball and eliminate all the people who are or have been a thorn in my side. They would end their days with a touch of my devilish humour.
2007-11-29 05:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make people find out that only I can help them and not some stupid,saddist,cynical, mother-fucker(God).I would also appear to the most wise and talk to them,try to help and show that Evil is a stupid fairy tale people created to hide their fear behind my name..
2007-11-29 06:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by EternalLilith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have a beer with my best friends, Bush and Cheney. I'd tell them how proud they'd made me and congratulate them on a job well done.
2007-11-29 06:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋