excluding hurting me!
2007-11-29 05:11:29 · 30 answers · asked by adil 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Make myself into a kind, happy, caring God so everyone will love me and shower me with gifts!
2007-11-29 05:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably be insufferable. Since people want to believe in evolution, I'd probably enforce it and make stupidity fatal in every case.
Then, I'd probably give everybody just one chance to believe in me or die. Power would go to my head faster than cheap booze.
That would pretty much clean up the overpopulation and pollution problems. Then I'd give those who are left an inexhaustible source of energy and we'd clean up this place. After that, maybe we'd terraform some other worlds and just see what we could invent/create.
2007-11-29 05:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by r_moulton76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send a plague to Sudan. I would bomb Khartoum with rashers of streaky bacon and send crop duster aircraft to spray the towel heads below with Budweiser and pigpiss.
2007-11-30 01:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Realise my mistake, get rid of mankind and leave the world to the animals and insects. It would be a much better place. I suppose that would hurt you, but not personal. Terry.
2007-11-29 16:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by terrysains 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn American Idol into a new kind of show. Instead of unknown singers competing to see who will get a recording contract, we will take bands that sound the same (panic at the disco and fall out boy, or slipknot and disturbed for example) and make them compete to see who gets to KEEP their contract and continue making music.
There are too damn many singers/bands and most of them sound the same, and it's time we thin out the herd.
Also, I would make it a mortal sin to not give the little *wave* when somebody lets you merge into heavy traffic or gives you right of way.
2007-11-29 05:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Abolish all suffering in the world, including all that has ever been so that never at any time in history would there have been people or animals lonely, sad or in pain.
2007-11-29 23:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by alyson.earle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
freeze the universe, save for a few friends and family....and then just walk around with them for all of eternity...or untill we get sick of each other....then I'll unpause the world...
I'd also like to go through a black hole....and survive
Or turn the human race back into single cell organisms, and place them in a non-hostile environment....peace to all I say!! :p
2007-11-29 05:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sort out the state of the railways in Britain!!
2007-11-29 05:14:20 · answer #8 · answered by More or less Cosmic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach everyone how to spell and the meaning of the word tolerance
2007-11-29 06:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by kountrykowhand 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Restore peace and tranquility to people throughout the world.
2007-11-29 05:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Robert S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋