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Would I get 40 lashings??

2007-11-29 03:07:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

SydneyS - How DARE you! My cat is potty trained...

2007-11-29 03:15:31 · update #1

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80 for a cat! 40 for a teddy...

2007-11-29 03:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix 2 6 · 3 2

ye know, I was wondering the exact same thing - well not for my cat, but still... I guess some people just like to overreact, but she's lucky she's a foreigner and a non-muslim as according to Sharia law, death sentence could be asked as the highest punishment for local Muslims.

I heard the parents of the school children said they'd be happy with a formal apology, everyone can make a mistake - question is, will the judge be that lenient or will he make an example of the poor teacher...

Anyway, there's people called "Jesus" in Spanish-speaking countries, so why not cats? (then again, there are plenty of boys named Muhammad - or some variation of the name - and that didn't really seem to help the case) I think depending on where you live, it should be safe...

Jo

2007-11-29 11:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by slashgirl_1984 5 · 2 1

I don't think Jesus would be offended. After all, his father created all things and is not ashamed of things.

I wonder if the kids really know what is going on? It was the parents as usual who pitched a fit. If she were to receive the lashes would the parents make the kids watch or would they be afraid of scaring the crap out of them about their religion?

2007-11-29 11:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by lilith663 6 · 3 0

Probably 40 lashes with "the cat". Just re-name it "cooking fat"

2007-11-29 11:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Go to www.largedutchladies.com if that's the kind of thing you are into.

By the way can your cat change water into wine? If so can I catsit when you go on holiday?

2007-11-29 11:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That's a nice name for a cat.

2007-11-29 11:14:43 · answer #6 · answered by resignedtolife 6 · 4 0

The war mongering evil Christian American Devils will do absolutely nothing to you.

Don't try doing that to the "Religion of Peace" if you like living.

The government wants to give her a beating.

The people want her dead!

2007-11-29 11:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by Victor S 5 · 4 1

You could always shave him to look like a chihuahua and call
him "heh -zuus".

2007-11-30 11:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Call it Mohammed otherwise, what will you call it when you want to say "Jesus, get out of the bloody way". You would have to say "Jesus, Jesus, get out of the bloody way".

2007-11-29 13:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by costa 4 · 0 0

hmmmm, what if you were darked skin and a neighbour says they saw you acting suspiciously, didn't like the way you talked.

You could easily be followed by the police, locked up for 28 days (possibly 90 if Brown gets his way), and if you're really unlucky, shot as they storm your house (as in Forest Gate).

2007-11-29 11:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by Marky 6 · 0 4

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