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In search of adventure, an attractive young lady decided to head for the Far East, and stowed herself away on the first ship available. After a month, she was discovered by the captain, who was surprised to see that, despite her time at sea, she was remarkably well fed and clean. Though realising she must have been befriended by someone on board, he was surprised when she admitted that she had been to the cabin of his trusted first officer every morning. Apparently, the nice young man provided a hot bath and three-course meal, and said that he would continue to do so until they reached Japan.
"And what did he ask in return?" demanded the captain.
"Well, you might say that he took advantage," blushed the girl.
"I'll say he did," chuckled the old sea dog, rubbing his whisckers. "You're on the Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry

2007-11-29 02:39:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

14 answers

IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION:

no I am not in search of adventure at this point in my life...

HOWEVER, thank you very much, that was cute!

2007-11-29 03:04:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Thats a man for you. Looking out for himself first and then again she got what she deserved an adventure just no japan on the horizon.

2007-11-29 05:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1 0

Talk about a slow boat to China. Tada!!!! Rim Shot.

2007-11-29 09:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by Moe 6 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2016-04-06 03:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was a a riot. I'm printing this for my husband. He gets a real kick out of these jokes.

2007-11-29 16:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 0 0

Chuckles!!

2007-11-29 03:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2 0

Did not see that coming. Good one!! You need a craggy fisherman avatar to compliment your santa hat.

2007-11-29 02:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love a good adventure. I do get seasick however so that would not be a journey I would like in more ways than one.But it is very funny. thanks

2007-11-29 06:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1 0

Where does one find those attractive adventuresome young ladies ? (sigh*)

2007-11-29 04:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not that's a man who had some smarts...! lol

2007-11-29 02:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2 0

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