do you remember the teacher.........?

Question

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct, now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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*TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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*TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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*TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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*TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold what do u call a person who keeps on talking when people r no longer interested?
Harold: a teacher

Answer 1

I remember three teachers who were instrumental in giving me hope. I went to a community college and transferred to USC in my 40's. By the way, I'm still paying the loan! Teacher #1) I was crying in class because I had been diagnosed as bi-polar, and had a medication reaction. When I told her the reason, she consoled me and encouraged me to stay in school.
Teacher #2) She was well aware that I was spending 30 hours a week in lab for math, and I hired a tutor who was 20 miles away. Then she sent me to the disabilities department, and I was diagnosed as having dyscalculia. She and the Dean of Student Affairs went to Sacramento on my behalf to seek a waiver. They won.
There we many others we helped me emotionally through college. But I want to tell you about this embarassing moment in high school Teacher #3) I was in swim class and all the girls had a chest, and I didn't . So, I decided to load the top of my suit with rags. And I mean to tell you, the rags were falling out, one at a time, and floated all over the pool, all colors. The teacher saw what was happening and rushed the girls inside. Oh, I was so devastated and that cute, cute life guard saw the whole thing. The teacher was so kind and told me that I would be issued a suit of my own and for me to sew in pads, in those days called "Falsies." I did graduate from USC, always remember the teachers who cared, and never cheated to get me through.

Answer 2

I thought I did until I found a couple of old school photos on the internet, they didn't look anything like I remembered them. I recognised a few old classmates readily but not the teachers.

Answer 3

That sounds like the intellects that I went to school with many years ago (guffaw)

Answer 4

Thats Brilliant!!!!! lol...I'm sure thats the school I went to, sounds a lot like the smart as* boys that were in my year....LOL

Answer 5

Cute!!!! Now I know why my kids always prayed before dinner!

Answer 6

That was precious! Superb! Stellar!

In answer... : NO.... i have a bad memory

Answer 7

First good laugh of the day! Thanks Fisherman. Here's a star for you.

Answer 8

You got me: It's the same DOG LMAO!!!!!
How true, how true. all of them were good.

Answer 9

Luved it!

Answer 10

These are great. And yes I am printing them off too. thanks again fisherman