Insults
I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
You are a day late and a dollar short.
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car.
Ha ha ha ha.
2007-11-29 00:03:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Um....yup! Every one of them...
2007-11-29 01:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I think they're funny - I only class truism as insults although the one about the house being dirty isn't far of the mark.
2007-11-29 00:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Insult? The childish, but ancient outpourings of a wannabe comic? No way. These are as the cooing of a dove.
2007-11-29 00:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had a birth certificate? How come I am always the last to know?
2007-11-29 04:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep
2007-11-29 03:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would really depend on my mood at the time, but yes I would find that insulting, but just how much and my reply would depend on how I felt.
2007-11-29 02:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just a little bit. Chuckles!!! Do you mind if I use a few of those sometime? I know just the person!
2007-11-29 02:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-11-29 00:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by Helen S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can I miss you if you won't go away? There are more, but due to sleep deprivation I can't remember them right now.
2007-11-29 00:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Yes! They are insults.
2007-11-29 01:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes it's obviously meant as an insult... in a humorous kind of way
2007-11-29 00:07:31 · answer #11 · answered by R. Guetive 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋