One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
2007-11-28 22:22:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
How friendly is that?! Please star if you like it!
2007-11-28 22:23:19 · update #1
I only wish if I were there to ...... !!!
oh forget it :D
2007-11-29 00:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by Salah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, 10/10
2016-04-06 03:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-28 22:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! My sides are splitting! WOW! What a Beauty! Truly star worthy!!!
2007-11-28 23:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
that was hillarious i should print that
10 stars
2007-11-29 14:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
've heard it, but still got me laughing :D
A true good joke, keep it up!
(Star for you (: )
2007-11-29 03:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha hilarious
2007-11-28 22:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by comfy c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omigosh... very funny... i'm gonna giv u a star for this....
2007-11-28 22:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good, haha :P
2007-11-28 23:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by Elisabeth R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!! I love it!!
2007-11-28 22:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by D J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋