Barry returns from the doctor's surgery one day and informs his wife that the doctor has told him he only has 24hrs to live. As she wipes away her tears Barry asks if they can make love. "Of course my darling", and they are at it for 6 hours. A few hours later Barry asks if he can give her another one as he only has 15 hours to live. Once again she agrees and of they go again for another hour. A little later they are getting into bed when Barry realised he only had 8 hours to live. He touched his wife's shoulder and said "Honey? Please? Just one more time before i die". She agreed then afterwards rolled over exhausted and fell asleep. Barry however, heard the old clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and he turned until he was down to only 4 more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey i only have 4 hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up angrily, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, i have to get up in the dam morning! you don't."
2007-11-28 21:11:39 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that's great =).
I should tell my fiance I only have 24 hours to live ;).
2007-11-28 21:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Excellent
xx
2007-11-28 21:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-11-28 21:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! have a star!
2007-11-28 21:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10, star,excellent.
Thanks jake,these joke are quite funny indeed.
2007-11-28 21:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-28 23:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG mega lolz!
2007-11-28 22:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-11-28 23:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-28 21:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Aimee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice one
2007-11-28 21:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋