Little johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Little johnny asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
Little johnny replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many." Little johnny said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grand- children and he doesn't wear his collar that way.
The priest getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
Little johnny sat quietly...but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
2007-11-28 19:47:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke once again. Thanks. I like Johnny jokes.
2007-11-28 19:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very clever boy that Johnny, lol.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-11-29 10:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 11:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if a man has that many kids then he should wear his pants backwards.
funny!!
starred!!
2007-11-30 01:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn hilarious jokes demean my name.
2007-11-29 03:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by JOhNe=mc² 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! My sides are splitting!!!
2007-11-29 04:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
meh
2007-11-29 03:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by kung fu jedi ninja 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, like it mate
starred
2007-11-29 08:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant as usual*
2007-11-29 05:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-11-29 04:23:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋