A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!"
"Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"
2007-11-28 19:30:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha not bad a joke!
I love all your jokes today, keep them coming!
2007-11-29 03:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 06:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah she was mortified. Spoilt rich girl, probably. Have a star.
2007-11-29 03:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 11:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i'd better watch out then, when i marry Loz
starred
2007-11-29 08:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny
most of the married girls i know are just like that: spoilt brats!
2007-11-29 03:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by hannie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I know those words all too well! - and they are not sweet nothings whispered in your ear!
2007-11-29 03:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
thats funny nice, and unexpected
u go dude!!
2007-11-29 03:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by A's 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one there Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-11-29 10:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, ur not funny. not at all. perhaps in a party where risque is frowned upon
2007-11-29 03:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Shurikens Rule! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋