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Two old gentlemen sat on a park bench, one asks the other "how's the wife?"," I think she's dead" says the second. What do you mean you think shes dead? he exclaimed. Well said the second."The sex is still much as it always was! but the dirty pots are building up in the Sink!"

2007-11-28 18:46:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

I am sorry its not gone down well with some of the ladies,but please remember its not my joke but there is humour in every subject.

2007-11-29 07:25:27 · update #1

12 answers

Haha! Good one! Not bad for the Reader's Digest either!
Note to Elizabeth......offer to clear the pots in the sink?!....there are some elderly gentlemen who have never washed a pot in their married lives and even don't know how many sugars they have in their tea! They are from a day when men did not do "women's work" - and some of them are still trotting around today!

2007-11-29 02:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

Do the pots have some sort of significance ? -- the sex part I understand, as long he didn't hurt her he wouldn't be expecting any movement (chuckle)

2007-11-29 02:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

good for you - you saved the rest of the people waiting to see the doctor from reading it-he he

2007-11-29 11:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by Diamond 7 · 0 0

A little sick, but it will do in a pinch. I give it about a 4.

2007-11-29 08:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Moe 6 · 0 0

Hahaha, naughty,but funny

2007-11-28 21:03:29 · answer #5 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0 2

Cute doesn't say much for men though

2007-11-29 01:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0 1

Hahaha....how can a married man be so min to his wife ! yes indeed .....the sex he s enjoying it but if he see the sink building up why doesnt he offer to less'en that sink from building in bulks and bulks .....

HAHAHA ....ITS GOOD , ITS ALL GOOD ...
Thx ....

2007-11-28 18:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1 3

Not funny. And what is the question?

2007-11-29 03:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Deb S (SFECU) pray4revival 6 · 0 0

a little chuckle for that one.

2007-11-28 23:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0 1

two thumbs down too morbid.

2007-11-28 18:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1 2

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