He's always portrayed as tan, and his muscles are toned, and his long hippy hair. If Jesus looked like Peewee Herman maybe he wouldn't have the same appeal?
2007-11-28 18:13:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A man in just a white robe [with nothing underneath] is pretty damn sexy, I'd say ....
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2007-11-28 18:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - imagine how much action he could get if he returned but decided to cruise around picking up chicks instead of spending all his time acting as the salvation of humanity.
2007-11-29 02:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by Stefan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither if he look like Curly from the 3 stooges.
2007-11-29 02:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by sea link2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one knows what Jesus looked like when he was here on earth.
2007-11-29 02:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! The dude had scars and piercings didn't he--don't chicks usually dig guys who are into mutilation?
2007-11-29 10:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by starkneckid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I've never thought about it that way. I don't know though, I think he's a little skinny for my taste. And while I generally approve of body piercing, his were a little hard core even for me.
2007-11-29 02:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by Yggdrasil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus might have had a different life were he not so sexah! Being a carpenter has it's rewards, I suppose. You get all the hot chicks. Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene, after all. Apparently his hotness paid off. :)
Edit:
Yes, he had groupies... they were all men. ;) Maybe marrying Mary was just a cover for his homosexuality.
2007-11-29 02:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by Trina™ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think Christ worked out.
Also, I am sure he drew much attention to himself considering he was the only white guy in the area at the time.
2007-11-29 02:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
LoL....many girls don't just love Jesus Christ, they're in love with Jesus Christ. True, so true. Except for gothic chicks, we worship the devil, "way hotter than Jesus".
2007-11-29 02:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Adversity 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
None of sex appeal. On the contrary, the Prophet Isaiah described THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, as " when you see HIM, you do not desire HIM because there is no beauty in HIM; and HE is a man of sorrow..." THANK GOD; FEAR GOD; PRAISE GOD; GLORIFY GOD; HONOR GOD; LOVE GOD AND WORSHIP GOD.
2007-11-29 02:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by Prophet John of the Omega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋